Right now, it might be impossible to write anything that doesn’t either tiptoe around the thing everyone’s been thinking about or in some way acknowledge what a strange alternative dimension we find ourselves living in. No longer both dressed up and somewhere else with everywhere to go but home; at our desks wrapped round cups of tea set down on beer mats between sending emesis via slacked-off slow-motion drunk dialler re-routings • No, this is not a scene from some futuristic science fiction film; it’s what wearable health tech actually looks like and it has implications for the way we perceive patient care.